Best Fun Quotes Collection For you To Laugh.
Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.
Man made money, but Money made man Mad 🙂
A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths
I don’t like to call it revenge… Returning the favor sounds nicer.
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great
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Movies are shit, I started dancing at the vegetable market today and not one joined me.
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. 🙂
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 😀
It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.
Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Girls who have more guys as friends than girls, go through less depression and anxiety.
I don’t understand how I can struggle to wake up for 7 am Monday to Friday but is wide awake at 6:30 on Saturday and Sunday!
Someone just called me normal… I have never been so insulted in my entire life!
Clothes that are too dirty for the closet, but too clean for the laundry: Welcome to the chair.
They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.
If you don’t like me I’m cool with that, just don’t pretend that you do
Creativity is intelligence having fun.
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean don’t they have thoughts?
I hate when people say that you don’t need alcohol to have fun. Well, you don’t need running shoes to run but it helps.
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!
I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough 😉
When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.
Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
If only trees would give WiFi signal, people would have planted thousands of them happily.
Two most honest people in this world, drunk people and little kids…
Just Have Fun Quotes
Happiness is a collection of joyful experiences shared with soul friends. Get together and have some fun!
I know the voices in my head aren’t real…. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Old Saying … Think before you speak. New saying … GOOGLE, before you post.
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
I don’t need to manage my anger, people need to manage their stupidity.
My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
You don’t truly know some one until you get ridiculously drunk with them.
How am I supposed to make big decisions when I still have to sing the alphabet in my head to get the right letter.
My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It’s freaking, I’ll rent a boat….
That lonely moment when the only text message you get all day is from your cell phone company. 🙁
Girls get 90+ in computer science but doesn’t know how to format. Boys get 40 marks but become professional hacker 🙂
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile.
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are.
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
Girls can survive without a boyfriend but they can’t survive without a best friend.
If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.
Dear Girls … Guys don’t get hints. You have to be straight forward.
It takes a lot of energy to get angry. I don’t care to use my energy that way.
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
That annoying moment when you show someone a picture on your phone, and they start scrolling through the rest.
Sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉
We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook.
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. 😀
Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.
I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.