Spread holiday cheer with a dash of laughter! Explore our collection of 2023 funny Christmas messages that add a touch of humor to your festivities. Celebrate the season with witty.
Sweet Funny Christmas Messages
1. I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!
2. Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!
3. Christmas gifts are lovely, only when you are not the one paying for them though!
4. Christmas is one day when girls get to kiss boys to wish them without being called a slut!
5. Dearest Santa I promise I will never bitch about anyone please get me….ah nah, forget it, I’ll get it for myself!
6. You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually, I wouldn’t mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!
7. Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and all your cash suddenly disappears!
8. Hasn’t Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?
9. Is it legal for an obese man to ride on reindeer? Is PETA listening?
10. Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.
11. May I give a beautiful word on this holiday occasion. The Christmas was only the first one, rest are just the anniversaries that follow. Merry Christmas!
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12. If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
13. The days of good people are here, all of us shall enjoy this beautiful occasion of Christmas. The candies, candles and light, will bring us all the joy and delight. But the sad part, not for us but you, that you can not enjoy this wonderful holiday season. Because, just as I said in the beginning, that the days of GOOD people are here. But anyways Merry Christmas. Try and have fun, if you can.
14. Santa Claus has come to town So all you children sing aloud! Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho Ho!
15. May Santa and his elves bring you bundles of joy and the Yuletide cheer! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and to your family!
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16. Your smile is contagious, pass it on to everyone around. Make everyone happy all along! Merry Christmas!
17. It’s 25th December! May God bless you and your loved ones the whole year round! Have a Joyous Christmas!
18. Christmas is the occasion of joy and happiness. During this beautiful occasion, people tend to forget their past and look towards their glowing tomorrow. I wish you otherwise, enjoy!
19. If you wake up tomorrow morning and find no gifts from Santa, do not assume that he fails to exist. In fact that shall truly prove Santa’s existence, because I have wished for your wish list as my gift. Merry Christmas.
20. Christmas, they say as an occasion, divides itself in two parts. The one is the divine part and other, the wine part. However, the real spirit and fun solely depends on what you fancy more. May you have a wonderful Christmas.
21. Christmas is such a special time
Coz you get to eat lots of goodies
You get to pull some pranks alike
You get to smile and get away
Hey! Christmas is surely a fun day
So celebrate with all your cheer
Wishing you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
22. People say that Santa will grant your wish
Go and check under that tree,
But from my childhood I could only see
My father and mother doing that for me
They are the real Santa for me
Merry Christmas to you and your family
With a Happy New Year glee!
23. Christmas is surely a cool time
When all your money is up in the air
Sure the cheer is there
But there is a grudge of money too
Forget it all my dear and through
Coz it’s the Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you and your family!
24. Celebrate with party on your mind
Coz this season is one of a kind
Drink your favorite wine
And sing your favorite song aloud
Just stay happy and smile at the crowd
Coz it’s the Christmas time
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
25. The one thing that no one wants to find in the stocking on the Christmas morning, is a key to their own car. Spread the fun and spirit. Merry Christmas.
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26. All I need this Christmas is your love
All I need this Christmas is your compassion
All I need this Christmas is peace
All I need is that all stress be ceased
So that Christmas be more merrier
For you my pretty and for me
Merry Christmas to you
Have a loving day all through!
27. The feeling is so wonderful
Things are just so pretty
There is joy in every heart
It is indeed a special part
Christmas time is merry time
When there is joy every where
Merry Christmas to you my dear
Enjoy the time without fear
Let go of things and smile!
28. Let us all rejoice on this day
It’s the most splendid time
When hearts are so filled with love
When things are just so prime
Let us enjoy the spirit
The spirit of this jolly time
Yes the Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you!
29. Look the time is so wonderful
When everything looks so pretty
The magical Christmas vibe it is
With things that look so beautiful
May this Christmas be more merrier
For you is my only wish for you
Have a lovely Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you!
30. Christmas is all about laughter and candies for children
Christmas is all about dresses and makeup for women
But for some people it’s all about credit card bills and expensive gifts
Haha..But still it’s so much fun
Hey Christmas cheer has begun,
Wishing you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
31. You look the same like the Santa
You have the same expressions too
You can just feel the light
With things just not happening too
Hey feel the vibrancy in the air
Its spread here and every where
Merry Christmas to you
May God bless you
Have a wonderful Christmas too!
32. You know you look so cute
You know that you can be the Santa
You know you can do so much
Then why do things off touch
Enjoy the silly and naughty time
As it’s the perfect Christmas time
Yes a perfect Christmas time
Merry Christmas to you
May God gives you what you wish for!
33. Another day when you will feel so blessed
You will feel the light of life
Another time when things will go
Will gather in the whale of time
Another time with happiness
And good energy your way
Wishing you Merry Christmas
With good cheer all the way!
34. The bells are ringing clear and loud
Look there is vibrancy in the crowd
Feel that air and feel that vibe
You will feel so good in life
It’s the magical Christmas time
This is making a way in the heart
Wishing you Merry Christmas
With a happy thought!
35. A heart is always where the love is
This Christmas a love that will stay
Make things work in your favor
And you will really find a way
May this Christmas be more amazing for you
Wishing you Merry Christmas all the way
May all your wishes come true this day!
36. Stay blessed as it’s the amazing Christmas time
Stay blessed, as it is the super time
When you will have some more food
When you will have to swear in time
Spend time with fun along
With the pretty Christmas song
Wishing you Merry Christmas
Have an awesome time!