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Short Funny Love Quotes
Latest Collection of Short Funny Love Quotes
Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.
Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
A real girl isn’t perfect and a perfect girl isn’t real.
Falling in love has neurological effects similar to those cocaine
That mood where everything irritates you indicates that you’re missing someone
When time passes, true love becomes stronger but false love breaks down!
I know I not perfect for you but I will give my 100% to make you happy
Love is sharing your popcorn while watching the movie
I will ride with you through the bullshit as long as you don’t bullshit me
kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute wanna workout?
I want to wake up to you kissing me in the middle night
If you kiss my neck I am not responsible for what happened next
Forget butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you
Iloveyou I wrote this with no spaces because there is no space for anyone else
Baby, I’m yours no refund policy
Love is like a fart if you have to force it it’s probably shit
I like to get married It is great to find someone special that you want to harass for the rest of your life
The easiest way to die, love, someone who doesn’t love you back you will die daily
You stole my heart, nut I’ll let you keep it
Sometimes we cannot see the right person because there is the wrong person in the way
Loving you just like breathing, How can I stop?
it’s okay if you don’t like me not everyone has good taste
I hate waiting but it’s for you I definitely wait
Explaining to you how much I love you is just like counting star I can try but it’s impossible
The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money
Why is the wife more dangerous than the Mafia?The mafia wants either your money or life… Wifes want both!
The best powerful words for your better marriage life ‘I’ll do the dishes”
You’d better give it to your wife whatever she wants otherwise she’ll take it anyway
You find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a good philosopher
I am the boss in my house, my wife is just going to make decisions
Never laugh at your wife choice remember you are the one
if You want to wife listen to you then talk another woman she will be all ears
I’ve come to view jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out
Without trust, love is like a cell without any service. Only one thing you can do play games on it.
You have enemies? Good .That Means You’ve stood up for something ,sometime in your life
Women are tempermental That 90% temper and 10% Mental
For men who think women place is the kitchen. Just remember that knives are also kept in the kitchen
You don’t need to crazy to hang out with me. Don’t worry I will be trained you
The real happiness is having friends same mental disorder as yours
Beauty and beast movie teaches us one thing, it doesn’t matter looks if you are rich and who owns the castle
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Latest Love and funny Quotes collection, humorous quotes about Love and fun By famous Writers and authors.
We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.
You can count every good and bad in me when I am in your comfort zone, however, you can not count every good or bad in me when I am out of your comfort zone..
Love is being each other’s strength and weakness at the same time.
Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.
Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear
You pretend to love and care about me and i pretend as it didn’t hurt me.
You are here by under arrest for stealing my hearts
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he finished
I’m jealous of people who get to see you every day. who talk to you and laugh with you when I am not there to see your beautiful smile
Your smile is all I need to keep me standing my troubles and all the things that weigh my heart down
If a person loves you, he or she will not tell you different stories about love He or she will
Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is, of course, the miracle.
Seriously, I Hate liar person but whenever you tell me that you love me I still smiling
“ We must love not to fall in love Because falling always leads to broken”
Let’s cuddle and watch a movie together
“Just thinking about you make me smile, Imagine what I feel when I see you”
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more
“Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion, and empathy”
To love what you do and feel that it matters – how could anything be more fun?”
Girls are like phones we love to be held and talked to but if you pressed the wrong button you’ll be disconnected
My soulmate my husband my best friend and my future baby daddy I love you
Staring and getting lost in those beautiful blue eyes of yours are my favorite past time
Don’t touch my boyfriend, don’t message my boyfriend, don’t text him and don’t worry about him he is mine and I am enough for him and enough for a kill you
I don’t want an amazing Relationship for a couple of months
I get jealous when I see you with others just because I get mad I get worried and don’t want to lose you
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me
I and my wife lived happily for twenty years…. then we met
When he opens a door for you, text you, calls you randomly, Suprise you with a gift and man of god its a husband
love is the seventh sense that destroys 6 senses and makes the person non-sense
The person you are least attracted to will be the person who is most attracted towards you
ROSES ARE DEAD LOVE IS FAKE.BASICALLY,FUNERAL WITH CAKE
The best movement in life when your children dating your Ex children
Funny Love Quotes For her
Collection of funny love quotes for her with images
There are only three things girlfriend need in life: food, water, and compliments
Our love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
I Wasn’t Kissing Her, I Was Whispering In Her Mouth
Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.
I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren’t laughing anymore
Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.
We end up kissing her for an hour, and her lips are so soft they are almost like a joke.
Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs; some wear one to conceal their age.
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