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Short Funny Love Quotes
Put a smile on your face with these Short and sweet funniest love quotes and thoughts.
Love is like fat, No matter how you try to hide it, it will still appear.
If You Love Someone, Be Brave Enough To Tell Them, Otherwise, Be Brave Enough To Watch Them Be Loved By Someone Else.
Based On A psychological study, A crush only Lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, You are In love.
Loving someone who doesn’t love you is like waiting for an airplane in the port.
Money can’t buy love but can buy women to make love.
In the dictionary first comes divorce, then marriage.
Don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. today love comes to those who flirt.
Life is just a journey between delete and recycle bin in which love is virus
Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, and then look at a neighbors table and wish you’d order that
That awkward moment, when people ask are you a couple? and you look at each other and wait who’s going to answer first
A relationship that begins with sweet talks may end in trash talks.
Some relationship truly inspire me to be single
Don’t kiss behind the garden, love is blind But the neighbors are not
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours from birth until you fall in love.
I wish love is like baby shampoo, it has “no more tears formula”
According to science love can neither be created nor destroyed, But it can create a girlfriend who can destroy your wallets.
Pro-tip for married couples never have more children than you have car windows.
In the world Marriage is the only war where you have to sleep with your enemy.
Dear EX, please don’t tell anyone we’ve dated I know it was a big achievement for you but on my side, it was a big mistake.
Love is like insurance you only pay for it but you never get anything back.
Relationship sinks when there are too many passengers
There are things that are easy to say but hard to do..such as dieting, saving, and most of all moving on in love.
Perfect love is like a unicorn, nonexistent.
My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.
love is not just a word to say. It is an action verb
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Falling in love has neurological effects similar to those of cocaine
That mood where everything irritates you indicates that you’re missing someone
What hurts most in a relationship is when you are faithful, while they are like a restaurant, “open to everyone and willing to serve”
I will ride with you through the bullshit as long as you don’t bullshit me
kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute wanna workout?
Life is so stupid. an ordinary person makes you smile and a very special person makes you cry. still, we care for the special one.
If you kiss my neck I am not responsible for what happened next
Iloveyou I wrote this with no spaces because there is no space for anyone else
Baby, I’m yours no refund policy
Love is like a fart. Whatever you do it’s hard to hide it. When released, everyone will know it, even if you don’t confess.
I like to get married It is great to find someone special that you want to harass for the rest of your life
The easiest way to die, love, someone who doesn’t love you back you will die daily
You stole my heart, nut I’ll let you keep it
Sometimes we cannot see the right person because there is the wrong person in the way
Loving you just like breathing, How can I stop?
It’s okay if you don’t like me not everyone has good taste
I hate waiting but it’s for you I definitely wait
Explaining to you how much I love you is just like counting star I can try but it’s impossible
Funny Love Quotes For Wife
Looking for fun for your spouse? Here are the best wife funny quotes to make her laugh.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me
I and my wife lived happily for twenty years…. then we met
The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money
Why is the wife more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… Wifes want both!
The best powerful words for your better marriage life ‘I’ll do the dishes”
You’d better give it to your wife whatever she wants otherwise she’ll take it anyway
You find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a good philosopher
I am the boss in my house, my wife is just going to make decisions
Never laugh at your wife choice remember you are the one
If You want to wife listen to you then talk to another woman she will be all ears
For men who think women’s place is the kitchen. Just remember that knives are also kept in the kitchen
Funny Quotes About Love And Relationships.
Readout These funny quotes add some humor to your relationship.
I don’t worry about terrorism. I Was Married for two years.
If couples who are in love are called LOVE BIRDS, then couples who always argue should be called ANGRY BIRDS
Flirtationship more than a friendship and less than a relationship
A Women has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Without trust, love is like a cell without any service. Only one thing you can do play games on it.
Love begins with they are different from all the people I’ve met. and ends with they all are same
Love is like an illness, it will hit you when you don’t expect.
If you are waiting for the one who will truly love you, be calm, I just woke up.
Beauty and beast movie teaches us one thing, it doesn’t matter looks if you are rich and who owns the castle
Don’t rely on the simple sweetness they give you. You don’t know if a love story to you is just a toy story to them.
You can count every good and bad in me when I am in your comfort zone, however, you can not count every good or bad in me when I am out of your comfort zone…
Love is being each other’s strength and weakness at the same time.
Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.
No, I am not single I am in a long-distance relationship because my girlfriend lives in the future”
You pretend to love and care about me and I pretend as it didn’t hurt me.
You are here by under arrest for stealing my hearts
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he finished
I’m jealous of people who get to see you every day. who talk to you and laugh with you when I am not there to see your beautiful smile
Your smile is all I need to keep me standing my troubles and all the things that weigh my heart down
If a person loves you, he or she will not tell you different stories about love He or she will
Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is, of course, the miracle.
Seriously, I Hate liar person but whenever you tell me that you love me I still smiling
We must love not to fall in love Because falling always leads to broken”
Let’s cuddle and watch a movie together
Just thinking about you make me smile, Imagine what I feel when I see you”
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more
“Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion, and empathy”
To love what you do and feel that it matters – how could anything be more fun?”
Girls are like phones we love to be held and talked to but if you pressed the wrong button you’ll be disconnected
My soulmate my husband my best friend and my future baby daddy I love you
Staring and getting lost in those beautiful blue eyes of yours are my favorite past time
Don’t touch my boyfriend, don’t message my boyfriend, don’t text him and don’t worry about him he is mine and I am enough for him and enough for a kill you
I don’t want an amazing Relationship for a couple of months
I get jealous when I see you with others just because I get mad I get worried and don’t want to lose you
When he opens a door for you, text you, calls you randomly, Suprise you with a gift and man of god its a husband
love is the seventh sense that destroys 6 senses and makes the person non-sense
The person you are least attracted to will be the person who is most attracted to you.
ROSES ARE DEAD LOVE IS FAKE.BASICALLY,FUNERAL WITH CAKE
The best movement in life when your children dating your Ex children
Funny Love Quotes For her
Funny love quotes from the heart for your girlfriend to make her smile. Collection of Amusing quotes with funniest images.
There are only three things a girlfriend need in life: food, water, and compliments
Excuse me, Please empty your pockets I think you stole my heart.
I love the way you look at me, when you are around, no one i can see, i love the way you hold me tight, I forget all my tensions and fight, I love the way you understand me, love me like the vastness of the sea!
I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.
For all the girls that say all the guys are the same .. who told you to try them all
I love her very truly she broke my heart into pieces and walk away Now each part of my heart loved separately and people class me as flirty.
Women are tempermental That 90% temper and 10% Mental
If a man whistle at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady, not a dog
Our love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
I have fallen in love with you because of the fact that you have learned to love me even when i could not even love myself.
Whenever I look at you, I feel like I am standing under the harsh summer sun. I feel sweaty, dizzy and so hot
I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren’t laughing anymore
Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.
We end up kissing her for an hour, and her lips are so soft they are almost like a joke.
Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs; some wear one to conceal their age.
A real girl isn’t perfect and a perfect girl isn’t real.
The girlfriend is like a high grade. You have to work hard to score.
A crush gives you inspiration, but also give you depression, especially if your crush is not giving you any attention.
Girls, If He Only Wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. Then what are waiting, send him to KFC.
I only have two vices, boozing, and gambling. boozing in your love and gambling everything for you
Be grateful that my heart is stupid. even though you broke it, it still loves you.
Funny Love Quotes For Him
How to lose a man? just be a good woman they hate that shit.
Women get loved unconditionally, men only get loved if they have something to offer.
When Your boyfriend blocks you on social media it is called an electronic divorce.
To survive humans need air food and water. I just need your hugs, smiles, and kisses. I love you
One day your prince will come. mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
I consider my ex as a treasure.. that I would really like to bury in the ground
Funny Couple Quotes
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Each time I look at the keyboard, I often see that U and I are beside each other, something like us you and I always together forever.
Thank you for always making me laugh even when I cannot even dare to give a smile.
At this point in my life, I just need someone who will never give up on me, no matter what happens.
I know that each and every love story is beautiful. but I would say that ours is my favorite love story of all.
Fight for me I promise that I will do the same for you.
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