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Latest collection of Funny Love Quotes By Famous authors. Which make you laugh loud. 

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funny love quotes
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Anonymous


Funny Quotes about girl
A real girl isn’t perfect and a perfect girl isn’t real.
-Harry Styles


Funny Love QUotes
Falling in love has neurological effects similar to those cocaine
Anonymous


Cute Love Quotes
That mood where everything irritates you indicates that you’re missing someone
Anonymous


Funny Love Quotes
When time passes, true love becomes stronger but false love breaks down!
Anonymous


Quotes for her
Hey dear you look 100 times beautiful when you open your hair
Anonymous


Best love quotes iamges
I have fallen asleep while waiting for your message reply
Anonymous


love quotes about her
I know I not perfect for you but I will give my 100% to make you happy
Anonymous


cute funny quotes for her
Probably, I am not your first love but I will be your last love
Anonymous


love quotes about her
If you are perfect or imperfect for me I won’t stop loving you until my last breath
Anonymous


Quotes about love
Love is sharing your popcorn while watching the movie
Anonymous


love and funny quotes for her
When I first meet you, to be honest, I didn’t know you were gonna be this important for me
Anonymous


Funny quotes
I will ride with you through the bullshit as long as you don’t bullshit me
Anonymous


kisss quote
kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute wanna workout?
Anonymous


quotes for her
I want to wake up to you kissing me in the middle night
Anonymous


Best Funny Love quotes
Imagine that movement who loves you so much they make you love yourself
Anonymous


Kissing quotes
If you kiss my neck I am not responsible for what happened next
Anonymous


romantic quotes
Forget butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you
Anonymous


best funny love quotes
I love you I wrote this with no spaces because there is no space for anyone else
Anonymous


love quotes about her
Baby, I’m yours no refund policy
Anonymous


Quotes on love
Love is like a fart if you have to force it it’s probably shit
Anonymous


funny quotes about facebook
These days borning digital haters when we are online they go offline
Anonymous


Lovely Quotes
Compliment yourself too many scavengers are sitting to do evil
Anonymous


love quotes about her
I like to get married It is great to find someone special that you want to harass for the rest of your life
Anonymous


love quotes
some scientist have proved that we see our self five times beautiful that we are😎
Anonymous


Funny quotes
Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see anything
Anonymous


The easiest way to die, love, someone who doesn’t love you back you will die daily
Anonymous


You stole my heart, nut I’ll let you keep it
Anonymous


I want to treat you better than anyone else ever has. I want to be the reason you glow when you smile I want to be all that you need
Anonymous


Sometimes we cannot see the right person because there is the wrong person in the way
Anonymous


Loving you just like breathing, How can I stop?
Anonymous


I have completely fallen for you everything you say, everything you are
Anonymous


it’s okay if you don’t like me not everyone has good taste
Anonymous


You are the most beautiful thing, I keep inside my heart
Anonymous


I hate waiting but it’s for you I definitely wait
Anonymous


My dear you are my heaven in my earth
Anonymous


Explaining to you how much I love you is just like counting star I can try but it’s impossible
Anonymous


My dear, you are not an option you are my priority
Anonymous


Hey my dear girlfriend remember 3 things I am here, I’ll wait I love you more than anything
Anonymous


The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money
Anonymous


Why is the wife more dangerous than the Mafia?The mafia wants either your money or life… Wifes want both!
Anonymous


The best powerful words for your better marriage life ‘I’ll do the dishes
Anonymous


You’d better give it to your wife whatever she wants otherwise she’ll take it anyway
Joey Adams


You find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a good philosopher
Socrates


I am the boss in my house, my wife is just going to make decisions
Woody Allen 


Never laugh at your wife choice remember you are the one
Anonymous


if You want to wife listen to you then talk another woman she will be all ears
Sigmund Freud


Till the last movement of my life, I am loving you
Anonymus


You ‘ll always be the one love the one I’ll never able to get enough
Anonymus


I’ve come to view jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out
John fugelsang


Without trust, love is like a cell without any service. Only one thing you can do play games on it.
Anonymous


You have enemies? Good .That Means You’ve stood up for something ,sometime in your life
WINSTON CHURCHILL


Life is full of fun Laugh until you have teeth
Anonymous


Don’t let bad things In your past effect good things in your future
Anonymous


Women are tempermental That 90% temper and 10% Mental
Anonymous


I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it ,three time to make sure
Anonymous


Never mind about those who talk about you behind your back. They are behind your back for a reason
Anonymous


Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing ,moving at different speeds ,a sense of humor is just common sense ,dancing
WILLIAN JAMES


The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Albert Einstein


I Never Make the same Mistake twice make it like 5 -6 times Why?? just to sure
Anonymous


Hey you, Don’t try to study me You Won’t get graduation
Anonymous


I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem
Anonymous


For men who think women place is the kitchen. Just remember that knives are also kept in the kitchen
Anonymous


You don’t need to crazy to hang out with me. Don’t worry I will be trained you
Anonymous


You will say money can’t buy happiness, Then what are you looking  transfer it to my account
Anonymous


The real happiness is having friends same mental disorder as yours
Anonymous


All of your teachers have a nickname which they will never know
Anonymous


My One and only talent is getting tired without doing nothing
Anonymous


Beauty and beast movie teaches us one thing, it doesn’t matter looks if you are rich and who owns the castle
Anonymous


I want to be your favorite hello and hardest goodbye
Anonymous


Best Love Funny Quotes

Latest Love and funny Quotes collection, humorous quotes about Love and fun By famous Writers and authors. 

You can count every good and bad in me when I am in your comfort zone, however, you can not count every good or bad in me when I am out of your comfort zone..
Brenden Kyjah Hovola
Love is being each other’s strength and weakness at the same time.
Anonymous
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
Ellen DeGeneres
Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear
Suzanne Collins
love quotes for him
The reason behind fights is always scared to lose you
Anonymous
love quotes her
I don’t wanna lose you it never exactly the same person who comes back
Anonymous
love and funny quotes
I just wanna hear one thing from you “just say you won’t let go“
Anonymous
best love of my life quotes
True love nevermore ends more you give more you have
Anonymous
love quotes about her
Without you, I can’t imagine anything because you are my everything
Anonymous
You pretend to love and care about me and i pretend as it didn’t hurt me.
Anonymous
sad quotes
Why It Is easy to kill our happiness but so hard to kill our sadness
Anonymous
I love you quotes
I love you so much and I don’t want to ever forget that and sometimes I feel like I don’t say it enough so I love you
Anonymous
feelings love Quotes
You give me feelings that I can’t explain with my words
Anonymous
crush love quotes
You are here by under arrest for stealing my hearts
Anonymous

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life is funny quotes
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he finished
ZSA ZSA GABOR
Love Quotes
Falling in love is not a choice. To stay in love is the choice.
Anonymous
best love relationship quotes
I’m jealous of people who get to see you every day. who talk to you and laugh with you when I am not there to see your beautiful smile
Anonymous
Cute Funny Love Quotes
Your smile is all I need to keep me standing my troubles and all the things that weigh my heart down
Anonymous
Love Quotes
If a person loves you, he or she will not tell you different stories about love He or she will
Anonymous
Funny quotes
Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is, of course, the miracle.
Anonymous
love quotes about her
“Compassion and love are not mere luxuries. As the source of both inner and external peace, they are fundamental to the continued survival of our species”

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I miss you every day But today I feel that I am living without you
Anonymus
If one day you notice that we have not spoken in a while. It is not because I do not care about it because you have pushed me away
Anonymus
“Boyfriends make you fat and then lie and tell you are not fat”
Anonymus
love quotes for her
“Imagine a boy praying to god he gets to marry you”
Anonymus
love quotes her
“The goal is to  laugh forever with someone you take seriously”
Anonymus
funny quotes about her
Seriously, I Hate liar person but whenever you tell me that you love me I still smiling
Anonymus
Funny quotes about love
“ We must love not to fall in love Because falling always leads to broken”
Anonymus
love quotes about her
“ Being kissed While you’re sleeping is one of the purest forms of the love”
Anonymus
couple quotes
Let’s cuddle and watch a movie together
Anonymus
imagination funny quotes
“Just thinking about you make me smile, Imagine what I feel when I see you”
Anonymus
love quotes about her
“Even on our bad days, you’re still the most beautiful and important person to me”
Anonymus
love and funny quotes about life
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more
By Collen McCullough
“Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion, and empathy”
By Dean Koontz
To love what you do and feel that it matters – how could anything be more fun?”
By Katharine Graham


Funny quotes about Girls
Girls are like phones we love to be held and talked to but if you pressed the wrong button you’ll be disconnected
Anonymous
Husband love quotes
My soulmate my husband my best friend and my future baby daddy I love you
Anonymous
Funny quotes
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all dought
Abraham Lincoln
Are you feeling bored ?? go to an unknown wedding and say” I still love you my darling” then just wait for a drama
Anonymous
love and life quotes
Staring and getting lost in those beautiful blue eyes of yours are my favorite past time
Amedeo Sorge
romantic love quotes
When I am with you I act differently, I smile more and laugh more
Anonymous
i love you quotes for her
I love you today I want you tomorrow and I need you for the rest of  my life
Anonymous
funny quotes for boyfriend
Don’t touch my boyfriend, don’t message my boyfriend, don’t text him and don’t worry about him he is mine and I am enough for him and enough for a kill you
Anonymous
love quotes about her
I don’t want an amazing Relationship for a couple of months
Anonymous
love quotes about her
 I get jealous when I see you with others just because I get mad I get worried and don’t want to lose you
Anonymous
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me
Anonymous
Childhood Quotes
When I was younger 100$ felt like 10000$ And now 100$ feel like 10$
Anonymous
funny quotes about marrige
I and my wife lived happily for twenty years…. then we met
Anonymous
i love you quotes for him
When he opens a door for you, text you, calls you randomly, Suprise you with a gift and man of god its a husband
Anonymous
love is the seventh sense that destroys 6 senses and makes the person non-sense
Anonymous
Funny quotes
As much as possible Try to be simple and honest Not to be smart. God made us Samsung did not
Anonymous
Funny quotes
Learn to wipe your tears yourself borrowed handkerchiefs may contain germs
Anonymous
The person you are least attracted to will be the person who is most attracted towards you
Anonymous
Funny quotes
ROSES ARE DEAD LOVE IS FAKE.BASICALLY,FUNERAL WITH CAKE
Anonymous
lovely quotes
“I feel so happy that I found you in a selfish world”
Anonymous
ex quotes
The best movement in life when your children dating your Ex children
Anonymous

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