You landed on this page means that you need some refreshment in your life or you need some fun in your love and relationship. Our Funny love Quotes collection put a smile on your face and add some enjoyment to your love life. Here are the amazing funny love quotes by famous personalities.


Short Funny Love Quotes

Put a smile on your face with these Short and sweet funniest love quotes and thoughts. 


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Love is like fat, No matter how you try to hide it, it will still appear.

If You Love Someone, Be Brave Enough To Tell Them, Otherwise, Be Brave Enough To Watch Them Be Loved By Someone Else.

Based On A psychological study, A crush only Lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, You are In love.

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Loving someone who doesn’t love you is like waiting for an airplane in the port.

Money can’t buy love but can buy women to make love.

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In the dictionary first comes divorce, then marriage.
 

Don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. today love comes to those who flirt.
 

Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, and then look at a neighbors table and wish you’d order that

That awkward moment, when people ask are you a couple? and you look at each other and wait who’s going to answer first

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A relationship that begins with sweet talks may end in trash talks.

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Some relationship truly inspire me to be single
 

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Don’t kiss behind the garden, love is blind But the neighbors are not
 

From bae to blocked This is how a true love story ends Nowdays.

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The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours from birth until you fall in love.

I wish love is like baby shampoo, it has “no more tears formula”
 

According to science love can neither be created nor destroyed, But it can create a girlfriend who can destroy your wallets.
 

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Pro-tip for married couples never have more children than you have car windows.
 

In the world Marriage is the only war where you have to sleep with your enemy.
 

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Dear EX, please don’t tell anyone we’ve dated I know it was a big achievement for you but on my side, it was a big mistake.
 

Love is like insurance you only pay for it but you never get anything back.
 

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Relationship sinks when there are too many passengers

There are things that are easy to say but hard to do..such as dieting, saving, and most of all moving on in love.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Perfect love is like a unicorn, nonexistent.

My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.-Ziad K. Abdelnour
My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.
Ziad K. Abdelnour

love is not just a word to say. It is an action verb

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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Falling in love has neurological effects similar to those of cocaine

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That mood where everything irritates you indicates that you’re missing someone


What hurts most in a relationship is when you are faithful, while they are like a restaurant, “open to everyone and willing to serve”

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I will ride with you through the bullshit as long as you don’t bullshit me

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kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute wanna workout?

Life is so stupid. an ordinary person makes you smile and a very special person makes you cry. still, we care for the special one.

Kissing quotes
If you kiss my neck I am not responsible for what happened next

Iloveyou I wrote this with no spaces because there is no space for anyone else

Baby, I’m yours no refund policy

Love is like a fart. Whatever you do it’s hard to hide it. When released, everyone will know it, even if you don’t confess.


I like to get married It is great to find someone special that you want to harass for the rest of your life

The easiest way to die, love, someone who doesn’t love you back you will die daily

You stole my heart, nut I’ll let you keep it

Sometimes we cannot see the right person because there is the wrong person in the way

Loving you just like breathing, How can I stop?Anonymous
Loving you just like breathing, How can I stop?

It’s okay if you don’t like me not everyone has good taste

I hate waiting but it’s for you I definitely wait

Explaining to you how much I love you is just like counting star I can try but it’s impossible


Funny Love Quotes For Wife

Looking for fun for your spouse? Here are the best wife funny quotes to make her laugh. 


My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me

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I and my wife lived happily for twenty years…. then we met

The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money

Why is the wife more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… Wifes want both!

The best powerful words for your better marriage life ‘I’ll do the dishes”

You’d better give it to your wife whatever she wants otherwise she’ll take it anyway
Joey Adams

You find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a good philosopher
Socrates

I am the boss in my house, my wife is just going to make decisions
Woody Allen 

Never laugh at your wife choice remember you are the one

If You want to wife listen to you then talk to another woman she will be all ears
Sigmund Freud

For men who think women place is the kitchen. Just remember that knives are also kept in the kitchen


Funny Quotes About Love And Relationships.

Readout These funny quotes add some humor to your relationship.  


I don’t worry about terrorism. I Was Married for two years.

Flirtationship more than a friendship and less than a relationship

Without trust, love is like a cell without any service. Only one thing you can do play games on it.

Love begins with they are different from all the people I’ve met. and ends with they all are same

Love is like an illness, it will hit you when you don’t expect.

If you are waiting for the one who will truly love you, be calm, I just woke up.

Beauty and beast movie teaches us one thing, it doesn’t matter looks if you are rich and who owns the castle

Don’t rely on the simple sweetness they give you. You don’t know if a love story to you is just a toy story to them.

You can count every good and bad in me when I am in your comfort zone, however, you can not count every good or bad in me when I am out of your comfort zone…
Brenden Kyjah Hovola

Love is being each other’s strength and weakness at the same time.

Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
Ellen DeGeneres

Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

No, I am not single I am in a long-distance relationship because my girlfriend lives in the future”

You pretend to love and care about me and I pretend as it didn’t hurt me.

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You are here by under arrest for stealing my hearts

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he finished
ZSA ZSA GABOR

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I’m jealous of people who get to see you every day. who talk to you and laugh with you when I am not there to see your beautiful smile

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Your smile is all I need to keep me standing my troubles and all the things that weigh my heart down

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If a person loves you, he or she will not tell you different stories about love He or she will

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Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is, of course, the miracle.

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Seriously, I Hate liar person but whenever you tell me that you love me I still smiling

Funny quotes about love
We must love not to fall in love Because falling always leads to broken”

Let’s cuddle and watch a movie together

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Just thinking about you make me smile, Imagine what I feel when I see you”

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The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more
By Collen McCullough

“Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion, and empathy”
By Dean Koontz

To love what you do and feel that it matters – how could anything be more fun?”
Katharine Graham

Funny quotes about Girls
Girls are like phones we love to be held and talked to but if you pressed the wrong button you’ll be disconnected

Husband love quotes
My soulmate my husband my best friend and my future baby daddy I love you

Staring and getting lost in those beautiful blue eyes of yours are my favorite past time
Amedeo Sorge

funny quotes for boyfriend
Don’t touch my boyfriend, don’t message my boyfriend, don’t text him and don’t worry about him he is mine and I am enough for him and enough for a kill you

I don’t want an amazing Relationship for a couple of months

 I get jealous when I see you with others just because I get mad I get worried and don’t want to lose you

When he opens a door for you, text you, calls you randomly, Suprise you with a gift and man of god its a husband

love is the seventh sense that destroys 6 senses and makes the person non-sense

The person you are least attracted to will be the person who is most attracted to you.

ROSES ARE DEAD LOVE IS FAKE.BASICALLY,FUNERAL WITH CAKE

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The best movement in life when your children dating your Ex children


Funny Love Quotes For her

Funny love quotes from the heart for your girlfriend to make her smile. Collection of Amusing quotes with funniest images. 


There are only three things girlfriend need in life: food, water, and complimentsChris Rock funny love quotes
There are only three things a girlfriend need in life: food, water, and compliments

Excuse me, Please empty your pockets I think you stole my heart.

I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

For all the girls that say all the guys are the same .. who told you to try them all

I love her very truly she broke my heart into pieces and walk away Now each part of my heart loved separately and people class me as flirty.

Women are tempermental That 90% temper and 10% Mental

If a man whistle at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady, not a dog

Our love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
Carroll Bryant
Our love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
Carroll Bryant

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? 
Jean Illsley Clarke
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? 
Jean Illsley Clarke

I Wasn’t Kissing Her, I Was Whispering In Her MouthChico Marx

I have fallen in love with you because of the fact that you have learned to love me even when i could not even love myself.

Whenever I look at you, I feel like I am standing under the harsh summer sun. I feel sweaty, dizzy and so hot
Raymond Carver

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren’t laughing anymore-Alexandra Potter
I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren’t laughing anymore
Alexandra Potter

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Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

funny kissing quotes for her
We end up kissing her for an hour, and her lips are so soft they are almost like a joke.
Aimee Bender

Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs; some wear one to conceal their age.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A real girl isn’t perfect and a perfect girl isn’t real.

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The girlfriend is like a high grade. You have to work hard to score.

A crush gives you inspiration, but also give you depression, especially if your crush is not giving you any attention.
Harry Styles

Girls, If He Only Wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. Then what are waiting, send him to KFC.

I only have two vices, boozing, and gambling. boozing in your love and gambling everything for you

Be grateful that my heart is stupid. even though you broke it, it still loves you.

Funny Love Quotes For Him


How to lose a man? just be a good woman they hate that shit.

Women get loved unconditionally, men only get loved if they have something to offer.

When Your boyfriend blocks you on social media it is called an electronic divorce.

To survive humans need air food and water. I just need your hugs, smiles, and kisses. I love you

One day your prince will come. mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

I consider my ex as a treasure.. that I would really like to bury in the ground

Funny Couple Quotes

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Each time I look at the keyboard, I often see that U and I are beside each other, something like us you and I always together forever.

Thank you for always making me laugh even when I cannot even dare to give a smile.

At this point in my life, I just need someone who will never give up on me, no matter what happens.

I know that each and every love story is beautiful. but I would say that ours is my favorite love story of all.

Fight for me I promise that I will do the same for you.

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2 Comments

tilak acharya · August 27, 2020 at 5:38 pm

nice quoted keep posting these type of quotes i really enjoyed

    loveandfunquotes · August 27, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    thanks to you keep supporting

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