Funny Self Love Quotes

Self-love is an important part of our lives and it’s important to keep a positive mindset. One way that we can do this is by incorporating funny self-love quotes into our everyday life. These quotes can be inspiring, humorous, and motivational all at the same time. They remind us to stay positive and focus on ourselves while also providing a good laugh.

Best Funny Self-Love Quotes

❝If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.❞

• ❝If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.❞

 ❝If it makes you happy, it doesn’t have to make sense to everyone else.❞

• ❝If it makes you happy, it doesn’t have to make sense to everyone else.❞

❝We must not allow other people’s limited perceptions to define us.❞

• ❝We must not allow other people’s limited perceptions to define us.❞-Virginia Satir

❝If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid.❞

• ❝If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid.❞-RIGEL J. DAWSON

❝Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.❞

• ❝Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.❞

❝Never apologize for being a powerful fucking woman.❞

• ❝Never apologize for being a powerful F***ing woman.❞

❝Do not pour your sunshine into someone who does not think of you as their sky.❞

• ❝Do not pour your sunshine into someone who does not think of you as their sky.❞

❝The hardest part of the journey is believing you are worthy of the trip.❞

• ❝The hardest part of the journey is believing you are worthy of the trip.❞-GLENN BECK

❝Yes, I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.❞

• ❝Yes, I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.❞-Mad-D

• ❝I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.❞-Johnny Depp

Funny Self Love Quotes For Instagram

❝Self-love is the greatest middle finger of all time.❞

• ❝Self-love is the greatest middle finger of all time.❞

❝I say IDK a lot. But trust me, I be knowing.❞

• ❝I say IDK a lot. But trust me, I be knowing.❞

❝Don’t compare your behind-the-scenes to everyone else’s highlight reel.❞

• ❝Don’t compare your behind-the-scenes to everyone else’s highlight reel.❞

• ❝You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t tacos.❞

❝It’s not your job to like me… that’s my job!❞

• ❝It’s not your job to like me… that’s my job!❞-Byron Katie

❝When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.❞

• ❝When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.❞

❝I don’t wear the opinions of others anymore, I learnt to dress myself.❞

• ❝I don’t wear the opinions of others anymore, I learnt to dress myself.❞-Nikki Rowe

❝Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It’s sanity.❞

• ❝Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It’s sanity.❞-Andre Gide

❝They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late.❞

• ❝They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late.❞

❝I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.❞

• ❝I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.❞

❝Be loud about the things that are important to you.❞

• ❝Be loud about the things that are important to you.❞

❝RIP to all the hours I spent explaining myself to other people.❞

• ❝RIP to all the hours I spent explaining myself to other people.❞

❝I do a thing called ‘what I want.’❞

• ❝I do a thing called ‘what I want.’❞

Funny Quotes About Self Confidence

❝If you’re searching for the person to change your life for the better, then take a look in the mirror.❞

• ❝If you’re searching for the person to change your life for the better, then take a look in the mirror.❞

❝Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.❞

• ❝Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.❞-Maxwell Maltz

❝If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it.❞

• ❝If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it.❞

❝Current status distancing myself from bullshit.❞

• ❝Current status: distancing myself from bullshit.❞

❝Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions.❞

• ❝Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions.❞

Funny Self Care Quotes

❝I am difficult because I am rare❞

• ❝I am difficult because I am rare❞

❝If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow. Imagine what speaking kindly to yourself can do.❞

• ❝If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow. Imagine what speaking kindly to yourself can do.❞

❝Talk to yourself like someone you love.❞

• ❝Talk to yourself like someone you love.❞

❝This is my cup of care. Oh, look, it’s empty.❞

• ❝This is my cup of care. Oh, look, it’s empty.❞

 ❝Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax.❞

• ❝Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax.❞

Self sarcastic quotes

❝Be a pineapple stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.❞

• ❝Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.❞

❝I do not have to be perfect to be wonderful.❞

• ❝I do not have to be perfect to be wonderful.❞

❝I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.❞

• ❝I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.❞

❝I used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro.❞

• ❝I used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro.❞

❝I’m just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.❞

• ❝I’m just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.❞

❝A wise woman once said, “fuck this shit” and lived happily ever after.❞

• ❝A wise woman once said, “f**ck this shit” and lived happily ever after.❞

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